My name is Colleen. I like things. Including you, probably.



Chris Thile Looking at Lunch

sometimes I twit
"I feel like a lot of people have this impression that you have to spend your twenties fucking up and spending your time on people you don’t care about and making weird gambles with your heart just to have stories to tell, and I can’t relate to that. I can’t deal with that mentality. So if I’m single for a long time, I’m single for a long time. But fuck, man. I want to be honored to be in the room with a dude, ya know? I want to feel privileged to have that person laugh at my joke and poke holes in my arguments and spend their weekend afternoon with me, and if that means lamping and spending time with my friends and getting really good at being my best self, then fine. Fuck it. At the end of the day I’d rather have done a really good job at that than at taking a million desperate swings at shitty pitches just because the thought of being alone terrifies me so much."
Christine Friar (via headachesandhardbacks)

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christine friar to each
"Blurred Lines” was produced by Thicke and Williams with an intention of creating a sound similar to Marvin Gaye’s “Got to Give It Up”. The song was completed in almost an hour.[3] In an interview with GQ, Thicke explained: “Pharrell and I were in the studio and […] I was like, ‘Damn, we should make something like that [Got to Give It Up], something with that groove.’ Then he started playing a little something and we literally wrote the song in about a half hour and recorded it. Him and I would go back and forth where I’d sing a line and he’d be like, ‘Hey, hey, hey!’ We started acting like we were two old men on a porch hollering at girls like, ‘Hey, where you going, girl? Come over here!’” On being quizzed about the racy content of the song, Thicke responded: “We tried to do everything that was taboo. Bestiality, drug injections, and everything that is completely derogatory towards women. Because all three of us are happily married with children, we were like, ‘We’re the perfect guys to make fun of this.’ People say, ‘Hey, do you think this is degrading to women?’ I’m like, ‘Of course it is. What a pleasure it is to degrade a woman. I’ve never gotten to do that before. I’ve always respected women.’”[4] In a separate interview, Thicke clarified the meaning of the song’s title, saying it referred to “the good-girl/bad-girl thing and what’s appropriate.”[5]"

What fun!  Sounds like a fun time with two fun guys. 

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oh so THAT'S why this song has been making me vaguely uneasy robin thicke
birdwithapeopleface: saddlebunny: Right after this was taken, he grabbed the bigger one and tossed it down and went AAAAaaaahhhh. “You could have waited until it was cooled!”  “But then the picture wouldn’t have had artistic flair” Jeff bought me those crescent rolls you heartless cad yeah and DID YOU BAKE THEM?

birdwithapeopleface:

saddlebunny:

Right after this was taken, he grabbed the bigger one and tossed it down and went AAAAaaaahhhh. “You could have waited until it was cooled!” 

“But then the picture wouldn’t have had artistic flair”

Jeff bought me those crescent rolls you heartless cad

yeah and DID YOU BAKE THEM?

nooooooooo snost

benzado:

popsible:

I love this new trend of actresses calling reporters out on their bullshit.

Another data point. Same tune, different song.

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still so yes
Right after this was taken, he grabbed the bigger one and tossed it down and went AAAAaaaahhhh. “You could have waited until it was cooled!”  “But then the picture wouldn’t have had artistic flair”

Right after this was taken, he grabbed the bigger one and tossed it down and went AAAAaaaahhhh. “You could have waited until it was cooled!” 

“But then the picture wouldn’t have had artistic flair”

kelly ur missin crescent rolls 2 i love my little brother

birdwithapeopleface:

saddlebunny:

so I realized that because I don’t need to have this thing plugged in I can take it anywhere so now I’m outside 

THE FUTURE IS NOW

Colleen is that first picture your Lee Face impression? ‘Cause DAYUM.

One of the best compliments ever

slacktory:

Hi, I’m Troy McClure

(by Christopher Coleman)

beautiful the simpsons

popculturebrain:

Trailer: ‘The Lego Movie’ - Feb 7

Directed by Phil Lord and Chris Miller, with the voices of Chris Pratt, Will Ferrell, Elizabeth Banks, Will Arnett, Nick Offerman, Alison Brie, Charlie Day, Liam Neeson and Morgan Freeman.

super excited the lego movie
this is my favorite photo of all time

this is my favorite photo of all time

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adam scott
ultrace: I don’t normally reblog things, but this is worth noting. The picture above is not some doctored image for a meme or a jab at the XBox One. It is true, and you can check it right now (I just did); Microsoft is actually filtering the predictive results delivered by their Bing search engine in order to marginally present the XBox One in a more positive light. If Microsoft was a Beholder, they still wouldn’t have enough eyes for the blackening of this ongoing PR disaster.

ultrace:

I don’t normally reblog things, but this is worth noting. The picture above is not some doctored image for a meme or a jab at the XBox One. It is true, and you can check it right now (I just did); Microsoft is actually filtering the predictive results delivered by their Bing search engine in order to marginally present the XBox One in a more positive light.

If Microsoft was a Beholder, they still wouldn’t have enough eyes for the blackening of this ongoing PR disaster.

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i did just check this and yep really gross xbox one microsoft