My name is Colleen. I like things. Including you, probably.



Chris Thile Looking at Lunch

sometimes I twit

I am running an audition tomorrow for my sketch comedy show and I’m suddenly so fucking excited because I finally (at 2 am) figured out (with a friend’s help) what I’m actually going to be doing with people in the audition. IT’S GOING TO BE SO MUCH GODDAMN FUN, I CAN’T WAIT, I’ve been so nervous about it because I didn’t have a plan and it felt like it was going to be a terrible shambles but I HAVE GOOD REAL THINGS AND IT WILL BE FUN AND INFORMATIVE!!!!

i love you and i miss you and i hope you're well

christhilelookingatlunch:

Where can a pasta go? A question with an answer only Mr. Thile knows.

i'm getting better at this chris thile ctlal

thumbsup4rockandroll replied to your video “don’t be fooled by PUPPIES”

omg colleen why are you doing this to us that puppy is so adorable!!

EVAN aren’t you LISTENING, DON’T BE FOOLED!!!!!!!!!

thumbsup4rockandroll SHE IS A NIGHTMARE MONSTER

don’t be fooled by PUPPIES

gvoy housesitting adventures
animal communication

animal communication

birdwithapeopleface Wesley dog situation

I am instagramming now because I guess that’s still a legitimate thing to do?? Anyway I am mccandlesslive if you are interested in looking at things I think are worth taking pictures of

you know, you’ve heard people joke that baby things are so cute because otherwise we’d kill them, ha ha ha but you don’t realize until you’re in charge of a puppy that THE REASON PUPPIES ARE SO CUTE IS BECAUSE OTHERWISE WE’D REALLY TOTALLY KILL THEM, JESUS CHRIST I HATE YOUR GODDAMN GUTS

I WANT TO MAKE YOU INTO A FURRY PANCAKE YOUR TEETH IN MY ARM RIGHT NOW MAKE MY FIST SCREAM WHY CAN'T YOU JUST NOT BE A NIGHTMARE GVOY
birdwithapeopleface:

Thank you doggydowner for this moment of perfection

birdwithapeopleface:

Thank you doggydowner for this moment of perfection

oh my god
wtf is this shit

wtf is this shit

dog situation

this is upsetting

she just suddenly fell asleep gvoy housesitting adventures